10 Problems Only Dudes Who Have Female Best Friends Will Understand / Elite Daily 12/2/2014

It's great to have a man who has a girl BFF to grammar check for him.  Or, at least to remind him to check his grammar.  "It's great to have a women.."

*ahem*  a woman, some women.

"...solely because you don't a formal girlfriend?".. what?

You don't WHAT a formal girlfriend?

I'm so confused.

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/10-problems-dudes-female-best-friends-will-understand/867004/

Blogger Rules and Guidelines of Our Service / Blogsvertise 5-12-2014

I was recently turned down/declined for acceptance to advertise via Blogsvertise on my blog, BeckyCharms & Co.

I was a bit bummed out, seeing that I discovered this company/website by means of another friend's blog.  I'm happy for her that she gets to.  No hard feelings.

So I went to Blogsvertise looking for an answer as to why I might have been rejected.  It's such a harsh word; rejected.

I shot off an email requesting an explanation.

Then I found the FAQs.

Then I found this:

 I'm a better writer thAn that.  

Perhaps instead of advertising your stuff on my website, you'd like to hire me as a freelance editor.

Just a suggestion.

 

To find out if your own website meets the guidelines for Blogsvertise, visit them:

http://www.blogsvertise.com/publisher_rules.php

Proof Reader for Music Blog / Craigslist 4-20-2014

"...from time to time and see how I things work."  

Clearly, this person needs a proof reader, just to post the ad!

They've demonstrated their need, now please help them!!

To apply to this job:

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/wrg/4423569620.html

Review Kids Academy mobile apps / SVERVE 4-13-2014

 "We want wants to increase.."  What and who are "wants"?  I'm scared. 

We want wants, we want wants.. The next looped Vine video!! 

Is that Kid's Academy, or Kids' Academy?  Who are the "target audiences"?  Is it the "Wants"?  Ahhhh, it's THEM!



I look forward to trying out these cool-sounding apps.. I think I'm the perfect "Want" for the job.!

Visit SVERVE for Blog perks and increase your online blogability.

http://www.sverve.com/user/campaign/1396539051874?p1=tab2

I always wondered why... / I Love A Clean SD Twitter 3-10-2014

I always wondered why... somebody didN'T spell check this poster.  Then I realized, I am somebody. 

Did.  Not.  Did + Not = Didn't   

Did.  Not.  Did'nt = did  nt     :/

Did'nt ≠ Did not. 

Any questions?

https://twitter.com/iloveacleansd/status/433678747963621377/photo/1

I love San Diego, and I'm trying to clean up this written garbage.  :)

For a cleaner San Diego, follow I Love A Clean SD

https://twitter.com/iloveacleansd

How to Fix a Broken Tinkerbell Fairy Wing / Wiki 2-4-2014

So take.. these broken wings.. and "allign.." them "againt".  

Huh?

Align.  Check.  Again.  Ohhhhh. 

"...But since Milori broke his right wing after crossing the boarder"..  I bet they meant 'crossing the hoarder'.  Because there are a lot of fairy hoarders.  I mean, tinker fairies gather and collect as much as they can, never even knowing whether or not they'll use it.

By the way, I just fixed some Tinkerbell fairy wings today and all I needed were 3 staples.  Really.  Only three.  

All it takes is a little tinkering around to find the cure.. and the correct spelling. 

Find out more about fixing broken fairy wings below.

http://dfairies.wikia.com/wiki/Broken_Wing

Administrative Assistant - Part Time / Zoubek Consulting, LLC 2-5-2014

I've worked as an Admin Assistant.  Really, I was an Executive Office Manager, or something like that.  It's time to start looking for a job again.  From time to time I browse Craigslist to see what's "out there".  

This job looks amazing, and I agree they need someone!

You do need an Admin Assistant.. to proofread your Craigslist ad.  Oops, too late.  

Web-based.  Not "web-base".  Like, whipped cream.  Not "whip cream". 

Is that like "home base"?  Tag, you're it!

Looking for a job in San Diego/North Park/South Park/Hillcrest area?  Check out the link below.

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/ofc/4321170015.html

Reaching the Unreached, Telling the Untold / Joel Osteen Ministries 2-2-2014

God is doing amazing things.  If "The Bible says that 'faith comes by hearing the Word of God'" then that is fantastic, because my faith in the written word is failing here when I read "...and each week over than one million...".  What?

'More than one million' or "Over one million".  Just too many words, Joel.  But that's okay, you have Jesus' forgiveness.  Amen. 

To hear and read more about the ministry of Joel Osteen and his wife, visit the link below. 

http://www.joelosteen.com/Pages/About.aspx

Adding Subtracting And What It Equals / Miss Van Maren's Fantastic First Grade 2-3-2014

How very nice to see on paper that teachers and students still write on paper.  I love the colors.

This is a very nice visual aid to help with learning numbers.  We could all use a refresher, and 3 smileys. 

" A definition and an example".. this is Math, people, not English!

Meas?  I suppose since the topic is subtraction it only makes sense to subtract letters from words, as well. 

For some fantastic first-grade resources {and for super duper smarter younger kids} visit Miss Maren's link below!

http://missvanmarensfantasticfirstgrade.blogspot.ca/2013/08/math-journals-that-go-with-go-math.html?m=1

Healthy Vegetarian Enchiladas / Eat Drink and Be Skinny 1-1-2014

Mmm, these vegetarian enchiladas looks rrrrrrrrrrrricoooooo delicious!  I read through the recipe to see what ingredients I might need, and I saw something a little unusual.  Maybe you can help me out?

It calls for "2 cups hopped lettuce".  Where can I find that?  Does that mean you hop when you chop?  That's straight DANGEROUS.  Anyhow, I'd love to taste this mysterious hopped lettuce ingredient.  

 

The hoppier the better, that's what I always say.  Otherwise your lettuce is just sedentary.  And nobody like a sedentary lettuce.  Hey, hop it up.

Check out these yummy Pinworthy enchiladas.  Hoppy cooking.

 

http://www.eatdrinkandbeskinny.com/healthy-recipe-vegetarian-enchiladas/

Synonyms for Words Commonly Used / Students Writings 2-1-2014

This is crazy nuts.  I was going to take a break from The Grammar Curve, and clicked on "Stumble!" when this page appeared.. with an error.  Universe, I'm tired right now, but you know I cannot resist!

 I wonder which student?

Or did they mean Students' Writings?

I'm glad I could help.

http://larae.net/write/synonyms.html

Mermaid Birthday Party Picture Frame / The Tomkat Studio 1-10-2014

I'm waiting for something.  I feel like.. something is missing.  Right?  

"I printed an 11x17 'Welcome Mermaids' sign and framed in my gorgeous distressed wood frame from The Savvy Photographer."  

When I read that I want to add an "it", to make it read "...framed it in my gorgeous...".  

OR..

{{I printed and framed an 11x17inch "Welcome Mermaids" sign in my gorgeous distressed wooden frame from...}}

 Either way, the party idea was spectacular.  Check it out at the link below for this Mermaid Party, and so many other inspirational ideas. 

http://www.thetomkatstudio.com/kates-mermaid-birthday-party/

72 Tasty Recipes for Pancakes / A Cozy Kitchen 1-30-2014

I like pancakes, yes I do.  I like pancakes, how 'bout you?

I especially enjoy reading about a writer who published a book about pancakes, yet made a writing error on their website.  Irony is sweet and sour.  It makes me think that someone will hire me to write someday.  

"If you'd like to read more about it, jump on over the cookbook page."  

Do you envision someone actually jumping over the "cookbook page" like I do?  I can't help but see a little person taking a Mario-style jump way high in the sky while the page goes passing underneath them.  Boing.  Boing.  1-UP.

 Nevertheless, I'm excited to read all 72 self-declared "Tasty Recipes for the Perfect Stack".  I never knew so many could even exist... in my belly. 

 Invite me over, will ya'?  I'll bring syrup!! 

http://acozykitchen.com/about-us/

Urbanist Guide Craigslist Ad for Writer|Editor / Urbanist Guide.com 2-1-2014

Here's a perfect example of a business demonstrating the "Why" of their need for a content writer and editor.  You've gotta love and appreciate people who s-p-e-l-l it out for you.  Perhaps in this case, show you.. twice!

I've been to Carnitas' Snack Shack.  I guess Urbanist thought it was so nice they'd list it twice.

I say, "Don't be so swine."  I know you're tasty, but you don't have to hog the page!  

For currents on trendy eats, classic treats, local digs, and dated radness, visit UrbanistGuide.com

For piggy bites in your belly, go wait in line at Carnitas' Snack Shack.  Really.  Wait in line.  It's long.  The place where it's great to be a porker.. but not Porky. 
Their website states, "Tail Waggin' Good", but we know there aren't any tails waggin' no' mo'. 

http://sandiego.urbanistguide.com/businesses/contemporary-cuisine-restaurants/

Dish Washer Needed Craigslist Ad /Casa de Mañana 2-1-2014

I've heard of the hoity toity folks from "la Jolla".  I believe that's "La Jolla".  

 It's a good thing a college degree in English isn't required.  No content writers or editors needed.  But if you are interested in washing dishes, "Pease Apply...".  

Be consistent.  "30 hrs offered Thursday-Sunday and 40hrs offered Monday-Friday"

"30 hrs... 40hrs..."

Spacing people, not being spacey.  

 Casa de Manana?  Does that rhyme with "banana"?

http://www.casademanana.org/

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/fbh/4312264661.html