Wednesday, February 5, 2014

How to Fix a Broken Tinkerbell Fairy Wing / Wiki 2-4-2014



How to Fix a Broken Tinkerbell Fairy Wing / Wiki 2-4-2014 by BeckyCharms


So take.. these broken wings.. and "allign.." them "againt".  

Huh?

Align.  Check.  Again.  Ohhhhh. 

"...But since Milori broke his right wing after crossing the boarder"..  I bet they meant 'crossing the hoarder'.  Because there are a lot of fairy hoarders.  I mean, tinker fairies gather and collect as much as they can, never even knowing whether or not they'll use it.


How to Fix a Broken Tinkerbell Fairy Wing / Wiki 2-4-2014 by BeckyCharms



By the way, I just fixed some Tinkerbell fairy wings today and all I needed were 3 staples.  Really.  Only three.  


All it takes is a little tinkering around to find the cure.. and the correct spelling. 


Find out more about fixing broken fairy wings below.

Administrative Assistant - Part Time / Zoubek Consulting, LLC 2-5-2014





Administrative Assistant - Part Time / Zoubek Consulting, LLC 2-5-2014 by BeckyCharms

I've worked as an Admin Assistant.  Really, I was an Executive Office Manager, or something like that.  It's time to start looking for a job again.  From time to time I browse Craigslist to see what's "out there".  

This job looks amazing, and I agree they need someone!

Administrative Assistant - Part Time / Zoubek Consulting, LLC 2-5-2014 by BeckyCharms


You do need an Admin Assistant.. to proofread your Craigslist ad.  Oops, too late.  

Web-based.  Not "web-base".  Like, whipped cream.  Not "whip cream". 

Is that like "home base"?  Tag, you're it!


Looking for a job in San Diego/North Park/South Park/Hillcrest area?  Check out the link below.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Reaching the Unreached, Telling the Untold / Joel Osteen Ministries 2-2-2014



Reaching the Unreached, Telling the Untold / Joel Osteen Ministries 2-2-2014 by BeckyCharms

God is doing amazing things.  If "The Bible says that 'faith comes by hearing the Word of God'" then that is fantastic, because my faith in the written word is failing here when I read "...and each week over than one million...".  What?

Reaching the Unreached, Telling the Untold / Joel Osteen Ministries 2-2-2014 by BeckyCharms

'More than one million' or "Over one million".  Just too many words, Joel.  But that's okay, you have Jesus' forgiveness.  Amen. 


To hear and read more about the ministry of Joel Osteen and his wife, visit the link below. 

Adding Subtracting And What It Equals / Miss Van Maren's Fantastic First Grade 2-3-2014


Adding Subtracting And What It Equals / Miss Van Maren's Fantastic First Grade 2-3-2014 by BeckyCharms

How very nice to see on paper that teachers and students still write on paper.  I love the colors.

Adding Subtracting And What It Equals / Miss Van Maren's Fantastic First Grade 2-3-2014 by BeckyCharms

This is a very nice visual aid to help with learning numbers.  We could all use a refresher, and 3 smileys. 

Adding Subtracting And What It Equals / Miss Van Maren's Fantastic First Grade 2-3-2014 by BeckyCharms

" A definition and an example".. this is Math, people, not English!

Adding Subtracting And What It Equals / Miss Van Maren's Fantastic First Grade 2-3-2014 by BeckyCharms

Meas?  I suppose since the topic is subtraction it only makes sense to subtract letters from words, as well. 


For some fantastic first-grade resources {and for super duper smarter younger kids} visit Miss Maren's link below!


Saturday, February 1, 2014

Healthy Vegetarian Enchiladas / Eat Drink and Be Skinny 1-1-2014



Healthy Vegetarian Enchiladas / Eat Drink and Be Skinny 1-1-2014 by BeckyCharms
Mmm, these vegetarian enchiladas looks rrrrrrrrrrrricoooooo delicious!  I read through the recipe to see what ingredients I might need, and I saw something a little unusual.  Maybe you can help me out?


Healthy Vegetarian Enchiladas / Eat Drink and Be Skinny 1-1-2014 by BeckyCharms

It calls for "2 cups hopped lettuce".  Where can I find that?  Does that mean you hop when you chop?  That's straight DANGEROUS.  Anyhow, I'd love to taste this mysterious hopped lettuce ingredient.  


 
Healthy Vegetarian Enchiladas / Eat Drink and Be Skinny 1-1-2014 by BeckyCharms

The hoppier the better, that's what I always say.  Otherwise your lettuce is just sedentary.  And nobody like a sedentary lettuce.  Hey, hop it up.

Check out these yummy Pinworthy enchiladas.  Hoppy cooking.
 




Synonyms for Words Commonly Used / Students Writings 2-1-2014


This is crazy nuts.  I was going to take a break from The Grammar Curve, and clicked on "Stumble!" when this page appeared.. with an error.  Universe, I'm tired right now, but you know I cannot resist!

Synonyms for Words Commonly Used / Students Writings 2-1-2014 by BeckyCharms

 I wonder which student?


Synonyms for Words Commonly Used / Students Writings 2-1-2014 by BeckyCharms

Or did they mean Students' Writings?

I'm glad I could help.

Mermaid Birthday Party Picture Frame / The Tomkat Studio 1-10-2014



Mermaid Birthday Party Picture Frame / The Tomkat Studio 1-10-2014 by BeckyCharms



I'm waiting for something.  I feel like.. something is missing.  Right?  

"I printed an 11x17 'Welcome Mermaids' sign and framed in my gorgeous distressed wood frame from The Savvy Photographer."  

When I read that I want to add an "it", to make it read "...framed it in my gorgeous...".  

OR..

{{I printed and framed an 11x17inch "Welcome Mermaids" sign in my gorgeous distressed wooden frame from...}}




 Either way, the party idea was spectacular.  Check it out at the link below for this Mermaid Party, and so many other inspirational ideas. 

72 Tasty Recipes for Pancakes / A Cozy Kitchen 1-30-2014


I like pancakes, yes I do.  I like pancakes, how 'bout you?

I especially enjoy reading about a writer who published a book about pancakes, yet made a writing error on their website.  Irony is sweet and sour.  It makes me think that someone will hire me to write someday.  
72 Tasty Recipes for Pancakes / A Cozy Kitchen 1-30-2014 by BeckyCharms

"If you'd like to read more about it, jump on over the cookbook page."  

Do you envision someone actually jumping over the "cookbook page" like I do?  I can't help but see a little person taking a Mario-style jump way high in the sky while the page goes passing underneath them.  Boing.  Boing.  1-UP.

72 Tasty Recipes for Pancakes / A Cozy Kitchen 1-30-2014 by BeckyCharms

 Nevertheless, I'm excited to read all 72 self-declared "Tasty Recipes for the Perfect Stack".  I never knew so many could even exist... in my belly. 

 Invite me over, will ya'?  I'll bring syrup!! 

Urbanist Guide Craigslist Ad for Writer|Editor / Urbanist Guide.com 2-1-2014

Here's a perfect example of a business demonstrating the "Why" of their need for a content writer and editor.  You've gotta love and appreciate people who s-p-e-l-l it out for you.  Perhaps in this case, show you.. twice!

Urbanist Guide Craigslist Ad for Writer/Editor : Urbanist Guide.com 2-1-2014 by BeckyCharms

I've been to Carnitas' Snack Shack.  I guess Urbanist thought it was so nice they'd list it twice.


Urbanist Guide Craigslist Ad for Writer/Editor : Urbanist Guide.com 2-1-2014 by BeckyCharms

I say, "Don't be so swine."  I know you're tasty, but you don't have to hog the page!  

For currents on trendy eats, classic treats, local digs, and dated radness, visit UrbanistGuide.com

For piggy bites in your belly, go wait in line at Carnitas' Snack Shack.  Really.  Wait in line.  It's long.  The place where it's great to be a porker.. but not Porky. 
Their website states, "Tail Waggin' Good", but we know there aren't any tails waggin' no' mo'. 

Dish Washer Needed Craigslist Ad /Casa de Mañana 2-1-2014


I've heard of the hoity toity folks from "la Jolla".  I believe that's "La Jolla".  


 It's a good thing a college degree in English isn't required.  No content writers or editors needed.  But if you are interested in washing dishes, "Pease Apply...".  

Be consistent.  "30 hrs offered Thursday-Sunday and 40hrs offered Monday-Friday"

"30 hrs... 40hrs..."

Spacing people, not being spacey.  


 Casa de Manana?  Does that rhyme with "banana"?